I hate people who celebrate the fact that they upset me. I don’t have to go out of my way to see you everyday, you know. I hope you enjoy not seeing me around for a while, because I have no desire to continue talking to you. Fuck.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW JUST HIS POSE HAHAHAHAHAH
i can just imagine them posting this on Facebook and tagging each other and laughing with all the other cops at the station, they seem like nerds haha
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
A photo from our competition this week. Super proud of my little brother for taking on partnering me in a pas de deux.